AK: Plants That Suck. Let's do this thang. But first, I think we should have an amusing dialogue about why we're doing this thang, which I will transcribe and use as our introductory post. Why, Amanda, are we doing this? Do tell.

AT: Because nobody is keeping it real.

AK: Word. So it is incumbent upon us to keep it real, and sarcastically. I think that's good. Anything else you'd like to add?

AT: Don't believe the hype?

AK: Uhh... Is that an addition, or a question?

AT: I'll leave that to your discretion.

** Let the sucking begin! **