And each seed is a flake on your new black velvet jacket.
Oh, how I hate you Eupatorium rugosum, with your aliases and your stems that are too strong to pull out without using super-human powers and your late-season blooming when I'm just too tired to go out there and deadhead every single flower in the state.
You may have some cool relatives, like Joe Pye Weed and Chocolate Eupatorium, but so do I and yet CLEARLY some of my relatives suck too.
Half the country thinks you suck entirely and the other half apparently used Head And Shoulders or something and you're not bothering them as much. But I live on the half that you're flaking all over so do me a favor and T/Gel it outta here.